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Is it as good as Gerard Butler’s?
Oh my, you could just hear that Scottish lilt coming through in just about every sentence he said. It’s like every other word he says is wearing a kilt and eating haggis. But do you know who has the funniest, most awesome american accent ever? Nick Moran."tonas" wrote:And lastly I like the thought of what I’m going to do to my wife later tonight after the kids go to bed.
Awesome. Did you walk around her upstairs on your hands? You know, the sexual position that ends with her upside down. And topless.
"Yeah Right" wrote:…And I think you’re talking about the cockney who was Peter Hook in the Joy Division film?That I am. The handsome Joe Anderson. There is just something I love about British actors doing american accents.
Oh my! Some of those tattoos can’t be real? Can they? If so then my perception of reality has shifted greatly.
Getting a tattoo on your…hmmm…how can I put this delicately? Getting a tattoo on your cock has to hurt. And getting a whole set of Loony Toons characters has to hurt deep inside that place where coolness is supposed to reside. Actually a friend of mine is a tattoo artist and he has a little smiley face on the tip of his dick. He says he can’t help but smile every morning when he gets up to take a piss and see that smiling back up at him. He hasn’t let me see it though. But I did see the lovely little bird that he tattooed on his girlfriend’s naughty bits.
And if you want to see tattoos that are lovely and on hot young woman with supple, young skin check out the Suicide Girls. Oh how I heart them, rectangle them and star shaped want to lick them so…
[img]http://www.deeppencil.com/images/raven-girl-tattoo1.jpg[/img]I am glad to see my title as Freakscene’s hairiest member is still intact. Now who wants to brush my ass?
Well, last night I saw The Crazies. I wasn’t overly impressed with it nor was I completely devastatingly disappointed. To be honest I missed some of the movie due to…uhh…certain distractions. But now I might have a giant, Texas sized crush on Sheriff’s Deputy Russell. He’s like that type of good looking that you want to do naughty things in the back of a pick-up truck with. Like getting a mustache ride.
"hotmessization" wrote:Best Goodwill Find– Jurassic Park The Musical t-shirtThe planets aligned and the angels sang when you found this, my friend.
And welcome to the board!
I feel the same way Tonas. Even though we have an east coast/west coast, Tupac vs. Biggie rivalry.
Honestly though, the people I’ve never ever met through here are some of the funniest, kindest, grooviest kids around. I love you all.
"Yeah Right" wrote:I can help but feel completely off topic. Perhaps I should start a crap tattoos thread…Drinking and tattoos go hand in hand, Yeah Right. Ever since the days of the cavemen when they went to caveman jail and gave eachother sweet prison tattoos.
I love tattoos. They are addicting. And when boys have them it makes me want to lick them. Innapropriately.
I want an orgasm surprise in my mouth but not that brownie.
Some things should never go together. Like a grilled cheese and a burger.
[img]http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20080930-fatty-melt-beauty.jpg[/img]But do you know what I do like? Weekends! And confetti! And when the two combine forces my heart skips a beat. But that could be do to a minor heart attack after seeing the grilled cheese burger brownie combo.
That must have been a really good porno. Or a bad one.
Usually I know when I’m watching a porno when the curtains are drawn, the lights are off and afterwards I feel ashamed.
My bologna has a first name
It’s T-O-N-A-S
That is pretty much the most fantastic thing in the world right now.
