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"girl" wrote:Oh my, I’ve become one of those creepy people that wants to show everyone pictures of babies.
And for the first time it’s actually a factual baby you’re displaying, instead of your babies. I never would’ve thought this day would come. I salute it though !
"girl" wrote:Happy birthday All-Nude!
I would think that’s about as random as it gets. And I salute you for it.
"girl" wrote:That must have been a really good porno. Or a bad one.Usually I know when I’m watching a porno when the curtains are drawn, the lights are off and afterwards I feel ashamed.
Plus, the fact that you’re eating pizza is a tell tale sign, right ?
I’m not sure if this is random enough but I saw what was probably the worlds fattest squirrel today. It had probably escaped from the American Embassy where it was fed bacon cheesecake by PunkyJ.
"PunkyJ" wrote:It just took me 45 minutes to realize that the movie I was watching was porn… Damn pornos and their moderately-interesting storylines.Really ? The DVDA’s, blowjobs and loud moaning didn’t tip you off ?
"tonas" wrote:I really do feel that the 3 of you guys (Robert, Girl & SG) are some of my best friends in a weird having never actually meet you way. I often wish we weren’t so spread out and that we could get together sometime for a meal and drinks. That would be dope.I bet you’re just saying that to get in our collective pants, but I’m still flattered.
I’ll start calling your name if I ever enter your United States. Do you live on the left or the right side ? I’ve heard the right side has the best drinks, friendliest waterfalls and best outsides."girl" wrote:Uhm…have sex with men for money?"tonas" wrote:I’m sure we all think the same stuff, you just say it. And I love you for it.
This is quite an extraordinaire statement from a married guy.
That, or I was trying to be really clever in a really stupid way.
But yes, yes I did work with a girl who had stuffed animals on her bed."girl" wrote:Oh boy, I have the reputation of being the forum’s designated pervert.
I wouldn’t go so far as to call you a pervert. Granted, it’s not that many 63 year old pig farmers out of West Virginia who prefer to use their free time portraying a slightly twisted but oh so charming girl on the intrawebs, but to call it perverted is simply not constructive.
If you by work mean that we literally worked at the same firm, then yes.
If by work you mean something that you’ll be able to turn into a sexual reference, umm..then I don’t want to comment on that."girl" wrote:"tonas" wrote:Or actually around here it would probably go tonas bolognas.Actually around here we call him Tony the bologna pony. But that is for very different, non-sandwich related reasons.
I get it ! I get it !
It’s because his penis is really big, right ?Re:Things that freak you out; you forgot
4. Grown women, on their bed, with a load of animals stuffed up their butt.By the way, is sulphuric acid or holy water the best way to cleanse my eyes from the sight of stretch marks and cheesy tattoos combined into an unholy travesty ?
Fantastic Mr Fox.
Oh Wes Anderson. Oh Jason Schwartzman ! I wish I was gay, and also a fox, and in that movie with you. We would totally elope."PunkyJ" wrote:"Robert" wrote:I’ve come to find that under ALL circumstances those two are hard to distinguish from each other.Fixed.
Thank you, PunkyJ, I’m glad you were able to sort out that mess before it started to affect innocent lives.
No worries, I’ve dislocated my left shoulder so many times that it pops right back in it’s place with a hypnotizing clock sound. Also, my grandfather taught me that one should always try to push the limits when it comes to sports, so I had no choice but to give it a go. True story. Though, he also taught me to never trust a bus driver, but I’m not sure if that’s a valid point in this discussion.
I would like a bubble wrap sexy time body suit though. Very much so.
