[PunkyJ]

I know I have mentioned my fear of belly buttons, but my biggest fear is grasshoppers. Since I have moved to this farm, I have noticed that there is this grasshopper/spider mix bug that I can’t believe is allowed to exist. These things are awful…and fast…and I don’t even know if I can handle googling the bastards to see what they really are. I should just move.

[PunkyJ]

You might want to watch the news on Saturday. We were told by her mother that she loves to climb anything and everything, so I’m sure we will be the ones on the news trying to fish a 3-year old girl wearing a mustache out of the tiger cages. Tigers are her favorite…and monkeys, but I haven’t figured out a way to sneak Monkey in yet.

[PunkyJ]

Holy moly! I missed a lot of good stuff this week. Wigs, capes, 8th-grade dances…

"girl" wrote:

I should just glue on a mustache and buy a van right now.

I have been wanting to go to the zoo, but I was afraid that going there without a small person would make me look like a pedophile. Other than renting a kid, I have decided to take my niece with me. I bought a fake mustache to put on her for our little zoo trip. Stoked.

[PunkyJ]

My belly button and I will be retreating to the darkest corner of my basement now after seeing that picture. Absolutely terrifying.

[PunkyJ]

I tried to watch it the other night, but I couldn’t get it to work. Someone told me they thought it was almost as good as the first one….which we all knew that wouldn’t be possible.

[PunkyJ]

PunkyJ’s quirk #192830: I am completely freaked out by belly buttons. I have come close to passing out when I’ve seen someone touching theirs. I know it is weird. It’s like watching someone touch their eyeball.

[PunkyJ]

If that is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man she is holding, then we truly are soul mates. Plus, I think those man-panties really bring out the color in your eyes. Schmexy!

[PunkyJ]

Pink Flamingo party next month. Any ideas?

[PunkyJ]

Finding these made me all tingly inside. Rawr!

[PunkyJ]

"girl" wrote:

Oh my, I think if I owned a gun I would try to be cool and stuff it down the front of my pants like they do in the movies. But instead of being suave I would probably shoot myself in my lady junk.

I have this lovely image in my head of Girl and I, strolling around with guns down the front of our pants, hunting zombies. I should put this on canvas.

[PunkyJ]

Well, this is a family site, so I tried to be modest for once.

[PunkyJ]

This is why I shouldn’t leave the board unattended for a week. ha I just wanted to say that my very first gun pictures were taken topless, although you can’t really see much. I would post them, but I think the one Girl posted of me is more flattering.

[PunkyJ]

Those look like undie-glows to me. Are the boys sold separately? Go ahead and send one my way if you can!

[PunkyJ]

"Robert" wrote:

Every implication of that sentence scares me.

Scare the pants right off of you? That is what I was going for.

[PunkyJ]

"tonas" wrote:

Did they use their teeth to cut them off? I heard thats how they do it on the farm,that cowboys can just tear them off with their teeth.

Crazy……..

I wasn’t there to witness the event, so I am just going to say…yes, that is exactly how they did it.

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