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"tonas" wrote:Well I do as a matter of fact, they don’t call me tony bologna for nuthin’.
Or actually around here it would probably go tonas bolognas.
I am now in the process of rewriting "My Bologna Has a First Name" just for you.

I couldn’t agree more about the cartoon character tattoos. I worked with a woman who had a giant Eeyore tattoo right on her chest. Ick! I also know another one in her mid-20’s, who loves Care Bears, and is waiting for her boyfriend to propose so she can decorate their bedroom with clouds. Cloud sheets, cloud comforter, and blue walls. And people think I am twisted…
"tonas" wrote:So my sons friend goes into a stop and rob (mini mart) and asks where the chapstick is. The Asian guy behind the counter says "Oh I’ll give you some from my secret stash for free" and hands my sons buddy a set of chop sticks. Then he says to him "you know how to use them right?"My sons buddy came out crying he was laughing so hard, not to mention he still had chapped lips too.

That is so eerie in a wonderful sort of way. I wonder what other secrets he has hidden away behind that counter? I have been wanting to put together a list of places to see on my cross-country road trip, and I’m thinking a Stop & Rob Asian dude with a secret stash of chopsticks would be perfect for it.
I love to bake, and I am always looking for new dessert recipes. A friend of mine just tried these and said they were as amazing as they sound.
Bacon Cheesecake Brownies (They look harmless enough):
[img]http://www.instructables.com/image/FYJFM04G5LEJIQD/Bacon-Cheesecake-Brownies.jpg[/img]Being sick! I hate it. The worst part is that when I am sick I feel the need to constantly clean everything with bleach over and over. I think I might have some kind of disorder.

I think the color looks smashing on you.
Weirdest one I have ever seen: Woman mows lawns for a living getting a tattoo of Mickey Mouse pushing a lawn mower towards her strip-shaved zone. Why Mickey Mouse?
For my secret lover. Wedding cake topper I found today:
[img]http://www.groomstand.com/gsblog/monkey%20cake%20topper.JPG[/img]
I noticed that I needed one more post to hit 100, and since I just couldn’t close out with that "99" staring at me, I am going to whore myself out here to make it so.
Steve Guttenberg in Cocoon was mine. Yikes!
[img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/11/cocoon.jpg[/img]
Lickety goodness!
Most of my Google searches consist of: Ugly babies, men’s nipples, and shoes.
I have always felt that Ron Jeremy’s only saving grace was his small part in Boondock Saints.
"girl" wrote:"PunkyJ" wrote:Horror movies always have a way of making my day better. I’ll even watch the cheesy slasher ones if I feel like they will put me in a good mood.It’s scary how much we are alike. So much so that if you said you liked this movie I am going to have a hard time convincing myself that we are not the same person.
Bruce Campbell has my heart, and he always will.
"girl" wrote:a recipe for disaster.…or an excuse to get creative with my danger zone.
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